Name Jameson's New Book!

Discussion in 'Justice for JonBenet Discussion - Public Forum' started by LurkerXIV, Oct 7, 2002.

  1. LurkerXIV

    LurkerXIV Moderator

    C'mon, folks, I think we can help the "Consultant" come up with a real good title.

    How about:

    Gone With the Spin

    Apes of Wrath

    A Guide to Hickory Nuts

    Under LinWood

    The Stomach Turner Diaries
     
  2. JR

    JR FFJ Senior Member

    As The Forum Spins

    Frozen BVD's

    Code 6 Wing Nut An Other Tales Of The Absurd

    How To Sell Your Soul To The Tabs
     
  3. Thor

    Thor Active Member

    Of Cabbages and Kings, Wanna Be Artists, Code Six Wingnuts and Lizard Tongues with Hair on Them
     
  4. JR

    JR FFJ Senior Member

    The Patsy Letters As Written By Jameson

    Evidence Be Damned

    In Bed With Suspects

    Umbrella Beauty Queens

    The Velvet Sex Glove
     
  5. LurkerXIV

    LurkerXIV Moderator

    Heh-heh...good ones!

    The Shower Visions of St. Susan of Hickory

    In Defense of Child Molesters: A Companion Guide to the NAMBLA Handbook

    I'm OK, You're OK, Mike Kane Is An Evil Bastard
     
  6. Vic

    Vic Active Member

    very funny!

    Liar, Liar Pants on Fire

    How to Win Friends and Influence People

    America's Queen and her Court Jesters

    Staying out of Jail for Dummies

    ABC's of Lawsuits: A Step by Step guide to Wealth

    SwampGas
     
  7. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    Haha, I don't think I can top these

    excellent choices, mates.


    How to Blow your Enemy (or How I Exposed Foster)

    Up the Downstairs Case with Swamphead

    My Life with LimpWood

    My Life with Patsy

    My Life with Lou

    My Life with Lizard

    How I Survived Being Raped in the Hayloft

    Snakes and Incest

    Sociopath is Me, Me, Me

    Walking on JonBenet's Grave (or how I profited from JB's death)

    How to Hang a Jury (or Jamesonian Logic Defined)

    All My Children - a guide to raising 600 foster children while being on-line 24/7
     
  8. imon128

    imon128 Banned

    Name that book

    Pschology 101--People Who Kill their Kids and Those Who Love Them and Can Relate to Them.
     
  9. LurkerXIV

    LurkerXIV Moderator

    More....

    ChickenSoup for the Soulless

    Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in the Hayloft

    Myself Matters; Yourself Sucks
     
  10. Freebird

    Freebird Active Member

    Ripleys believe it or not.......

    ....... oh wait thats already been done.



    Codeword: Bluefire
    ( A do it yourself book on making a profit from online eye-candy.)
    Sells for 50.00.......annally, er annually.


    Excuses -R- Us ........need an excuse? we've got you covered.

    I survived the Valdez oil spill . (Pics inside)
     
  11. LurkerXIV

    LurkerXIV Moderator

    Freebird

    ROFL at the Valdez Oil Spill Survivor!
     
  12. Tricia

    Tricia Administrator Staff Member

    OMG THIS IS GREAT!!!!

    Gone With the Wind....a guide to losing hair faster than losing a Surpreme Court decision ...By Leroy Lincoln (his pen name)

    (ok so this isn't Jammy's book but I want to expand our horizens).

    Frozen Underwear, Greasy Hair, My Oh My it's EVERYWHERE.. By Dr. Loose. Illistrations by Miss Ratsy.

    More to come....
     
  13. LurkerXIV

    LurkerXIV Moderator

    OK....books by Lin

    The Horse Lisperer

    Jezebel, It Was You

    My Fear of Entering A Courtroom (and how I overcame it by praying with Lou)

    Cheap Lawyer Tricks

    Chasing Ambulances, Teasing Tabloids (Lawsuits for Dummies)
     
  14. Tricia

    Tricia Administrator Staff Member

    Trigger and Me.. A Love Story by Leroy Lincoln.

    10 Stupid Things Murdering Mothers do to Screw up Their Freedom.

    Rediscovering Yourself (velvet sex glove not included)

    10 Easy Steps to ANNOY the **** Out Of Everyone You Have Ever Come In Contact With.

    Bootman....The Fantasy Continues...

    How to Turn a Fun Loving 6 Year Old Into a Non-Stop Performing Las Vegas Show Girl for Under 50 Grand.
     
  15. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    S(nicker)

    "I'm a Liar, and so am I," by Sue Jameson Bennett

    "Sue, Sue, Sue, I Love You," by Leroy Lincoln Wood

    "Hold your Shoes Close," by Lou Smit

    "The Art of TIT$" (Threats, Intimidation, and Tort$), by LLWood

    "Negative Issues and how to Profit from Them," by Jams

    "How to make Pigs Fly and Hell have Ice Skating Rinks," by Miss Information.
     
  16. Tricia

    Tricia Administrator Staff Member

    Watching You this is my favorite so far:

    "I'm a Liar, and so am I," by Sue Jameson Bennett

    LOL...That says it all.

    Seeker sent me an email with some more:

    "How to have Sex with Snakes,and Sometimes Humans"

    "How to be on the computer 24/7"

    "My Deranged Mind and Shower Visions"

    Thanks for checking in Seeker!

    Tricia
     
  17. JR

    JR FFJ Senior Member

    Murder I wrote

    Skank For Hire

    The First Amendment Only Applies To Me, Me and Me

    Writing Ransom Notes 101

    Basements, Bats And Boulder

    I loved <i>That Child</i>
     
  18. Kelly

    Kelly Member

    Stun Gunning Your Pig for Profit

    Miss America-The Dark Side

    Secrets of The Swamp

    My Life as a Lizard
     
  19. 1000 Sparks

    1000 Sparks Active Member

    -

    bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Couldn't judge these titles, one is funnier than the next....
     
  20. Thor

    Thor Active Member

    All too funny!!

    How to Listen to Lou's Bullsmit Without Puking

    Blame it on Intruders and How to Stay out of Jail
     
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