Blasts from the past

Discussion in 'Justice for JonBenet Discussion - Public Forum' started by Watching You, Sep 17, 2003.

  1. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    This seems as good a place as any to start a thread of blasts from the past. I thought I'd start us out with this blast from the past (and a blast it is, LOL) - a blast from the poster, Criminy. A tip of the hat to Criminy for a little ditty that fits even better as the days pass.



    A LITTLE SONG FOR MAME
    You make the parodies start to click, Maaame.
    You have a butt just beggin' to kick, Maaame.

    You slam, you whine, you gossip and do it in the name of JonBenet

    You're just another (ho) who snarls when people don't believe the stupid things you say

    You make up stories to put on the net, Maaame.

    Your Mystery Woman's as fake as they get, Maaame.

    You dabble in libel and rumor and stinky innuendo all day long

    You're not a journalist, honey, you're a Hunter butt-girl Klingon hanger on

    We're all ashamed of you for being such a nasty little snip

    We thought that you were nice until your head got bigger than than Mick Jagger's lip

    Go hide your head in the sand, Maaame.

    Your "career" was a flash in the pan, Maaame.

    I'll bet that ToppCat is embarrassed by your Dog and Pony Show

    If he were half a man, he'd tell you where to get off and to go

    You've had your fun by hurting others with your spiteful whine

    Now take your microphone and stick it where to sun will never shine

    It's time for us to let it me known, Maaaame.

    You're turning into a jammy clone, Maaaame.

    It's time your balloon busted

    You are no longer trusted

    So take a hike right outta here, Maaaame.
     
  2. RiverRat

    RiverRat FFJ Sr. Member Extraordinaire (Pictured at Lef

    Here's Greenleaf Classic!

    "Profile of an obsessed groupie"
    Posted by Greenleaf on 09:01:02 5/05/2001
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    Profile of an obsessed Fleet White groupie:

    l.) Caucasian female; between the age of 40-55.

    2.) Probably owns a pet; likely to be a barking dog.

    3.) Types at a rapid speed.

    4.) Is able to start a thread, without thinking.

    5.) A detailed person.

    6.) Can zero in on a nat on a rat's behind at 50
    paces.

    7.) Has tunnel vision.

    8.) Can research public records with the tenacity of
    a speeding bullet.

    9.) Repeats pet theories, no matter how stale or
    irrelevant.

    10.) Prefers bloody marys and 99 beers on the wall.

    11.) Probably has a sister or close friend with similar
    obsessions.

    12.) Has a marked propensity for hammering square
    pegs into round holes.

    13.) Probably requires only 3 hours sleep at night.

    14.) Perceived as a relentless "go-getter" by friends
    and acquaintances.

    15.) Most probably keeps a diary, in anticipation of
    a comic book deal.

    16.) Looking for crimes in all the wrong places.

    17.) Hobbies include dueling, saber tossing target
    practice, sword swallowing, arrow bending and growing poisonous holly berries.

    18.) Has crooked eyebrows and a scar on the lobe
    of the left ear.

    19.) Nasal hairs are gray.

    20.) Bunions on both big toes, causing continuous
    irritation when stalking.

    21.) Probably drives a car equipped with telescope,
    ham radio and disposable camera.

    22.) Computer programmed to make Justice Watch
    their home page.

    23.)Thinks that the poster, "Watching You" is a spy
    for the KGB.

    24.)Vacations in Boulder.


    Greenleaf

    Edited to add an "s" to vacation.
     
  3. Voyager

    Voyager Active Member

    That Is....

    One of the funniest posts that Greenleaf has ever posted and of course she has posted some of the best!

    Greenie....laughing out of control one more time at your explicit discriptions and wry humor....

    Love It,
    Voyager
     
  4. LurkerXIV

    LurkerXIV Moderator

    Great Humor!

    Those are classics by Greenie and Criminy.

    They both had mame's number.

    Wonder how many of mame's brainless slander-libel henchwomen are still with her?
     
  5. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    Morganism huh?

    What she said then:


    What she says now:

     
  6. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    More Morganism

    What she said then:


     
  7. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    Unforgettable quotes


     
  8. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    31 Reasons why, by Holly

    Holly’s 31 REASONS WHY:

    One thing I wish had been done -- A December 26th search warrant of Fernie's home. Might have found duct tape, string and cloth.


    and Morganism's yahoo:

     
  9. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    Remember when

    mameslug was (sort of) normal in the days before the Nancybot infiltrated all her thought processes?


     
  10. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    :)

    :violin:


    :lame:
     
  11. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    The truth according to Mary99

    81. "JfJBR is the bottom line"
    Posted by mary99 on 01:36:38 7/18/2000
    ….While it's true that JW is one of the few places on the Internet or anywhere
    to find these allegations being explored, that doesn't mean they are without
    merit. If we are privy to inside information, we won't be putting it on the
    Internet for all to read. The truth is she was abused by a sick group which
    included members of her own family and both the elder and junior Whites.
    There's no way to state it more emphatically.
    Let's move on and call for an investigation into White that digs deep and
    finds the dirt we know is hidden. We need to keep the pressure on until the
    BPD responds to public pressure. If Boulder wishes this would just go away,
    then our Internet presence should hound them daily. If White isn't fully
    investigated, we'll never know the truth, will we?
     
  12. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    1998 in Review - Shadows Sludge Report

    "1998 in Review"
    Posted by shadow on 18:21:00 1/05/99
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    Justice Watch (JW) Year In Review
    By Shadow
    Entertainment Section - Sludge Report
    ********************************************************************
    (Editor’s Note: As with the tabs and mainstream media in the U.S., our "crack reporter," shadow, does not like to be hampered in his reporting with dates and facts - he says, "my Year-In-Review is close enough for tab and mainstream media work.")

    Early in 1998, John and Patsy Ramsey produced their second in a series of TV Crocumentries (more to be released as "appropriate") which featured Patsy in her blue Miss West Virginia beauty contest bathing suit singing "Please Believe Me" with John on Bongos. While this was a huge hit on CNN, and with older men (like shadow) who like "well-endowed" women, it drew lots of fire from posters on the JW Forum such as listener, Ruthee, Denver, MrsBrady, ChinaCat, Maxi, jonesy, Panico, Linda, Nikki, Ron S., TEAGUE, etc.

    Shortly thereafter, the Star tabloid published an article claiming that Elvis Prestley was the "youth" staying with Burke Ramsey the night of the murder - this resulted in three days of heated debate among JW Forum posters. Lake stressed that the Star was "half-right" - it was really Fleet White’s (unnamed and unknown) son, not Elvis, with Burke. Teacher (returning from a long hiatus), pelican, reporter, gsquared, 1000sparks, allipat, china, TEAGUE and Greenleaf, while questioning the reliability of the Star’s Elvis "sighting," ripped Lake with highly logical, but obviously hostile rebuttal. Gemini, wondered...???

    In early March, with the help of the Colorado Governor, and the Ramsey defense team, Boulder DA Hunter created his Grand Jury team. The team included Kane, Levin, Morrissey, DeMuth, Grant, Ritter, Cotton Mather, the Marcus DeSade, F. Lee Bailey, and Perry Mason (expected to get a confession from a heretofore unsuspected witness). Ken Star was approached, but was tied-up with other matters.

    Shortly before the seating of the Grand Jury, the entire Boulder Police Dept (BPD) resigned and filed lawsuits against everyone in Boulder and the criminal justice system in Colorado. Following the BPD’s lead, Lou Smit resigned on the grounds that no one was seriously considering his very logical "intruder" theory. This theory, supported by members of Hunter’s staff, insists that a highly trained team of Iraqi terrorist midgets, who "loved John Ramsey’s company," killed JonBenet to get revenge on the U.S., which John Ramsey’s company "represented."

    With the selection of the Grand Jury in May 1998, leaks to the media totally dried-up. Pam Paugh, sister of Patsy Paugh Ramsey, went on the road in a converted Greyhound bus to spread the word of God and the Ramseys. Driven by jamison and murphy, the bus turned Santa and his wife, the photographer, the Ramsey’s housekeeper and her husband, people who worked for JR’s company, Suddam Hussein, and Fleet White and his (unnamed and unknown) son into "road kill."

    In early December, Ken Star leaked information that suggests DNA on JonBenet’s clothes belonged either to Bill Clinton or Thomas Jefferson. Whoops, wrong cases - never mind!

    In late December, an article in the National Enquirer stated that Patsy and John Ramsey have considered suicide because of the death of JonBenet. This created much discussion on the JW Forum by BobC, Matt, seashell, BayBB, Ev, Byron, Anderson, Belle, mother, fly, Chris, Shamrockpati, Watching you, Starling, etc. Gemini, wondered...??? The authors’ credibility, however, became an issue when they subsequently published another article stating that Bill Clinton was considering resigning because he "felt the country’s pain," and Suddam Hussein was thinking of suicide because he couldn’t live with the suffering of the Iraqi people.

    All in all, 1998 kind of ended like it started. Lots of rumors, theories and opinions but very little facts in the JonBenet murder case. Let’s hope 1999 brings a decision by the GJ and, with it, an indictment of the person (or persons) involved in JonBenet’s death.
     
  13. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    Greenleaf's Field of Dreams

    "Fields Of Dreams"
    Posted by Greenleaf on 14:00:15 1/11/99

    ....

    Texas Rose's dream:
    Alex Hunter sitting in a field of spineless cactus, screaming and turning blue.

    Msracoon's dream:
    John and Patsy sitting in a field of 118,000 Bibles, with no place to go.

    Ruthee's dream:
    The Grand Jury, sitting in a field of rotten potatoes, knowing that they cannot dig up the stinch, but can only hope for the relief of dismissal.

    Betsy's dream:
    Greenleaf, sitting in a field of Masons.

    ....

    ...
    Real Stormy's dream:
    G2 sitting in a field of telephones but with no one to call.

    Lilac's dream:
    Seeing herself in a field of dreams that belong to JW posters.

    Metoo's dream:
    Texas Rose, in a field of bluebells, chasing Hunter with bull horn.

    docg's dream:
    Seeing himself in a field of question marks, trying to shoot them down with spit balls.

    Mrs. Brady's dream:
    Anderson, escorting the Queen of England through a field of angels in Atlanta with Kelly, Chris, China and helself.

    Seashell's dream:
    Writing a perfect limerick and seeing it engraved in stone & placed at the Justice Watch field of dreams.

    Shamrockpatti's dream:
    Seeing herself in a field of clover, sipping Irish coffee with Mark Beckner and BobC.

    Shadow's dream:
    Gemini sitting in a field of shadows, looking for footprints.

    ....Allipat's dream:
    Seeing herself, as a Judge, in a field of tiaras, with only two contestants; Pam Paugh and Susan Stein.

    Nar216's dream:
    docg in a field, with a bow and arrow, shooting at a target with Nar216's likeness in the bull's eye.

    Darby's dream:
    Seeing herself in a dense field of tangled threads, calling up the forum genie to pluck her from this place and place her into a thread of sanity.


    and a few more dreamers:

    Patsy's dream:
    Herself, dancing with Bert Parks in a field of diamond-studded tiaras!

    2. "And may"
    Posted by TexasRose on 15:58:55 1/11/99
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    his buttocks be bare...

    5. "About....."
    Posted by Allipat on 17:13:12 1/11/99
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    About Patsy and Burt Parks dancing in a field of tiaras. That might be a pretty picture. Burt Parks is dead, but she might not notice.


    10. "beautiful dreamers . . ."
    Posted by lilac on 21:22:33 1/11/99

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    Patsy's dream:Herself, clad only in her underwear, slipping and sliding in a field of hotdogs, with mustard and soggy bun squishing in between her bare tootsies.

    John's dream:Himself, sitting on a toilet in the middle of a field surrounded by the grand jury members, none of whom bat an eye or act as if anything is out of the ordinary.

    Pasta Jay's dream:Himself, trying to escape from a field and, at every turn, running into ex-wives wielding giant aluminum baseball bats.Sorry everything is run together. I'm at home now and WebTV does that. Otherwise, the dreamers would be separated.
     
  14. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    More from Greenie

    6 . "Weirdness that comes to mind"
    Posted by Greenleaf on May-06-99 at 09:54 AM (EST)

    A new poster, with the hat, "Clyde," made a big splash on the forum one day. He claimed that he had startling news about JR. We were so hungry for any news that we encouraged him to tell us any and every thing he knew.

    This was the story, according to Clyde:
    He (Clyde) belonged to the same Gym as JR. He had seen him naked many times and was stunned at how tiny his "thing" was. In fact, it was no bigger than his little finger and no larger in circumference than a dime.

    I responded, LOL, by asking fellow posters to get out a dime and think of how absurb Clyde's claims were. I made some rude comments like, "You must have good eye-sight to have even spotted it."

    Well, Clyde came back screaming mad. He said that he was being very sincere and he thought his observations were relevant and would be well-received on the forum (the old J-7)

    In fact, even his wife, Mrs. Clyde, made a long post, telling us how they were Jehovah Witnesses and that they would never lie about a thing like that. Posters fussed at me and others for being so insensitive and, nearly everyone apologized to Clyde, including dumb old me.

    I'm sorry this is so long. Do others remember all this? IMO, that topped the list of weird stuff associated with this case.

    I guess Clyde and Mrs. Clyde are back at the Gym and the Church and have given up on posting.

    Greenleaf
    p.s. I'm not smart enough to make this up.
     
  15. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    Remember Sailer?

     
  16. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    One from Ruthee

     
  17. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    Heard in passing...

    while running, heh, through the old BNF:

     
  18. LurkerXIV

    LurkerXIV Moderator

    The Old BNF

    Shore was a hole lotta funnin' goin' on bout thet pore runnin' man.
     
  19. "J_R"

    "J_R" Shutter Bug Bee

    OMG!

    :rotfl:




    Oh please Wy, I <b>must</b> know who wrote that second jewel.
     
  20. Watching You

    Watching You Superior Bee Admin

    I'll have to find it again, JR

    I'm still trying to find Sparky's prayer, LOL. I'll look for the hat who wrote the Howard be thy name post, too. I about died laughing at that one.
     
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