So Many Idiots - So Little Time

Remember when Rainsong told me with a straight face that it was safer to write a ransom note in the victim's home, rather than composing one beforehand, because the police might stop you on the way and find it?

Yeah this is kind of intellectual we're dealing with.

 

Maybe not news to you, but new to me...

Forgive me if this has already been posted. I just read it today and I was blown away! So funny!

http://www.sdcitybeat.com/article.php?id=4769

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BobC

I remember this...bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and I didn't know mame had a bodyguard "another" bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Who was after mame? Fleet White? hahahahahhah

 

MAME SAID SHE HAD A BODY GUARD?!!! LOL!!!! DING DING DING ATTENTION WHORE ALERT!!! I'm sure Mame was confusing one of her customers with a bodyguard because, after all, body cavity searches can get a bit confusing.

 

I have an escort of black helicopters wherever I go.

 

I had never seen this. Thanks Greenie, it was a good read!

As far as bodyguards and cavity searches for Suma.......I'm torn between ewwwww and bouts of laughter.

As far as unnamed sources..notice how the ONLY people who claim to have unnamed sources are RST. I guess their sources can't be named because they are................LYING????????????

 

Or because they don't exist.

 

Exactly. Poor wording on my part. That's what I meant by "lying"

What a bunch of losers they are, all of 'em!
:dogpee:

 

:rotfl:

I usually just have black clouds wherever I go.

 

When Mame thinks "cavity," she's not thinking dentist...

 

Get ready, I had the black clouds BEFORE the helicopters showed up.

Hey

 

BobC,
You are so funny!
omg! bahaaaaa :rotfl: :headbang: :martini:

 

Mame is like BobC bait. I've seriously wanted to give her a break, but she just won't let me.

 

mmm... thanks for that visual, Yum. Ick.

I know what you mean about the video games though, on the weekends, I only leave the PS2 for food and sex. If the PS2 had a sexual appendage and scotch coming out of it, I'd never leave.

 

JFYI - HoraceMills/BillSalisbury is posting at Topix under the hat Henrietta McPhee!

 

:floor: Thanks, Bob, I had forgotten that one.

 

He's all over the Jonbenet forum:-

http://www.topix.net/forum/news/jonbenet-ramsey

 

I hadn't. Didn't make sense then, doesn't now, either.