Tuesday 3-16 JR made front page

Hey Twitch

Doing well here and keeping myself busy.

I'm always cooking darlin'. Last week I stepped into a thrift store I'd never been to before and found one big shelf with nothing but cook books. I walked out with two big bags full of them! Always nice to have new ideas.

 

Re: Bob, Bob, Bob

I have to agree with you, WY. No doubt about it, JonBenét does look like her, but she would have been a far better looking woman than Patsy, if she had been given the chance to grow up.

I truly don't consider her stunning at all Bob. I would say Catherine Zeta Jones was stunning. Patsy Ramsey, no way! There is no comparison. Who is VP?

To each his own!

 

YES! I AM!

Yes, I am!

 

Everyone here hates me because I'm so damn glamorous.

 

Thor told me you were quite handsome Bob. I believe her! She wouldn't tell me a lie.


You did ask:

Enuff is enuff!

 

That is a lie, Miss Ellie. I look exactly like what you would get if Reverand Al Sharpton and John Ramsey has a love child. Only I am far, far fatter.

 

Thor is right...

Bob is so handsome they had to throw him off the Court TV Board because he caused a riot. All the women were fighting over him.

 

Patsy's Business Website

According to She Who Must Not Be Named:

http://www.yourwebsource.net/

and domain registration:

Registrant:
Your Web Source
209 Elm Street
Charlevoix, Michigan 49720
United States
Registered through: AppiesHost.com
Domain Name: YOURWEBSOURCE.NET
Created on: 10-Jun-03
Expires on: 10-Jun-04
Last Updated on: 10-Jun-03

Administrative Contact:
Hodgson, Laurie Lesser laurie@llhgraphics.com
LLH Graphics
209 Elm Street
Charlevoix, Michigan 49720
United States
(231) 547-2835 Fax -- (231) 547-4725
Technical Contact:
Hodgson, Laurie Lesser laurie@llhgraphics.com
LLH Graphics
209 Elm Street
Charlevoix, Michigan 49720
United States
(231) 547-2835 Fax

 

Since I don't know what either one of you look like Bob, I haven't a clue. However, Thor has been a friend of mine for almost three years, and I trust her judgement.

 

Thanks Elle. I stand by my statement that BobC is a doll.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

I'm Ramsey the sailor man, toot toot
My mind is a garbage can
I love to stage crime scenes
But, I didn't hear her scream,
I'm Ramsey the sailor man, toot toot.

I'm Patsy the sailor's wife, Toot Toot
I'm married to Barney Fife
I'm shy and I'm not wild
And mother of That Child
I'm Patsy the sailor's wife. Toot Toot

I'm JR the candidate, toot toot
My character is second rate, toot toot
Just follow the money
You'll see I'm a phoney
I'm JR the candidate, toot toot

I'm Patsy, the candidate's mate, toot toot
To have fame, tis just my fate
My daughter was strangled
Our stories are tangled
I'm Patsy, the candidate's mate. Toot toot

I'm Ramsey the sailor man, Toot toot
My wife is my biggest fan, toot toot
I can't tie a damn knot
But I own a big yacht
I'm Ramsey the sailor man, toot toot.

I'm Patsy, the sailor's wife, Toot toot
For Ramsey, I'd give my life, Toot toot
We've been so abused
Maligned and misused
I'm Patsy, the sailor's wife, toot toot.

We're Ramseys, we think we're big poo, toot toot
We now live in Charlevoix, toot toot
We sued all the rich ones
We're known for our steel buns
We're Ramseys, we think we're big poo. Toot. Too.

 

Now WY.....

That wasn't very nice....But it was halarious! Toot toot!

Hey Lurker, I thought that the Ramseys swore that they didn't do computers....anyone remember that? Yeah, I know, they are fast learners....

And last but not least.....I think Bob C. should be required to post a picture....
Thank You in advance,
Voyager

 

WY--LOL!

Patsy will have to start wearing her hair in an Olive Oyl bun!

 

WY

OMG that was hilarious!!!! HHAHAAAHAAHA!!

Yeah Voyager, the Rams don't do computers or TV but I remember a picture in a newspaper or tabloid wayyyy afterwards and I saw a TV in the living room. Maybe they just use it for a decoration.

 

Hmmm

Those Christmas ornaments look purple to me. And we all know what means.

RR

 

Hi

Everybody get ready for some media attention--as we so richly deserve!

 

GAWD!

What is that tattoo, Bob? From here, it looks like a sperm cell.