And now to Sue....

Greenleaf wrote:

Brilliant:floor:

What a great thread! I love the bear stories :wave:

'Burke is autopsy'....was that a Freudian slip? What is she really trying to tell us?

 

My autopsy has had a relapse. I am coughing again.

Hoping it is just alzheimer's from all the pollen around here instead of autopsy.

 

That she is an idiot?

 

Oh no....this is getting serious now....I had no idea that the autopsy was contagious! Driver - please let us know immediately if you forget that this ever happened!

 

Well, that goes without saying :sothere:

 

:laughup: :rolling:

 

Nice thing about alzheimers.........you get to meet new people every day

 

:floor:

 

Bwahahahaha ... :rolling: You guys are killing me.

Oh no. Does this mean I'll get autopsy?

 

Are your inards intact?

 

I haven't felt 100% since I had autopsy.

 

Yes, but my outards are questionable.

 

I haven't felt ANYTHING since I had autopsy.

 

Oh no...contagious?

Now who has been smoking my crack pipe here in the guttah...?

That's like asking who in church has been praying, isn't it?

We probably need to alert the CDC that an autopsy epidemic is imminent.

I'm doomed, aren't I?

So, the symptoms are...I'll start forgetting things...become fascinated with Rolexes...or is that rolodexes...and...?

Who? What?

 

Just 'Pull yourself together', woman...it's nothing to get cut up about

 

Funny Thread!

Aw, Topsy!!! My favorite character in "Uncle Tom's Cabin".

 

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

 

LOL....yes, in the Bahamas where he is squatting

 

:floor: :coffeeup: