John's Next Wife

That visual is very scary. But you are right, they could yak and we could figure out the truth about that night. John just might go broke though buying hair conditioner. I guess we could set up a fund for him.

Sorry MW. I agree with KK though, we have been accused of hastened Patsy's death and just about every other imaginable crime under the sun, so I guess we deserve to be tacky. However, we could never bypass the Ramsey's in the tackiness department. No matter how hard we tried.

 

I just think John will remarry soon myself, MW. I'd go so far as to think his future bride will be at the funeral. No joke, but I guess it is tacky. That comment I made about animal porn is very, very tacky. I'm guilty.
They let me hang around anyway, and I am forever grateful.

 

OMG, y'all are so sick. I just knew I would find some humor here. LOL


really I don't think it's tasteless, Patsy's dead and will never see it. John and Burke should be too busy to troll the internet looking for stuff to offend them at this time so, in those famous words...... carry on ;

 

Leave John alone. Jams will marry some guy by the last name of Borg, "cuz she's obsessed with the Borgs, she says it all too often. :hypno: :hypno:

 

'ol lizard lips

VP
I do believe Tez is right. You're trying to kill us. Love you anyway, your post was funny.
Guardian

 

This thread has nothing to do with Patsy's death...

After all, being married didn't stop John's roving eye while she was alive. As for FFJ being instrumental in Patsy's demise.....LOL Give me a break. Patsy was diagnosed with stage IV ovarian cancer 13 years ago - that she lived 12 of these past 13 years was a gift. Instead of her "friends" celebrating this fact, they want to look a gift horse in the mouth and turn it into something ugly. Nice. Very appreciative. KMA :cow:

Guardian, lol, ty for the compliment, I think :wind:

 

Some people just can't see things, even when it's slappin' them in the face

 

Wasn't Candy in the market for a nice guy? Maybe IMON to something here......

RR

 

Let's take up a collection to buy Candy a crown so she can compete with jammy sue for Lizzaro's attentions. It would be like knocking off two birds with one stone when they ended up killing each other over him.

 

Perhaps John will follow in his father's footsteps and he'll marry John Andrew's mother-in-law. (That is, if he has one.)

-Tea

 

Funny thread

I've just loved this thread. Every new post makes me laugh out loud. Thanks everyone,

Guardian :rolling:

 

John's next wife:

John's next wife?

Yea, she would probably run away as soon as she discovered his true personality.

 

Or, her twin sister...

Or, her twin:

 

Sick, man!

 

Oh I've got it

How about Susan Stine...Wouldn't lizard lips and Susan make a great couple? I wouldn't put it past Susan!!

 

Not a pleasant visual. Scared the bejesus right out of me!!!!

 

Now y'all have me laughing my head off. Those two pics are PERFECT!

:floor:

I personally think John and the Runaway Bride would be perfect for each other. He has a weakness for women who stage huge frauds on the public, doncha know....

 

OOOOOHHHHHHH!

Ba-doom-chi!

 

The results of a Jams-John union...

Baby jammy/johnny:

 

Thanks, Greenie, for just about making me lose my breakfast. :sick: