JonBenet's Mom Beats Cancer Again!

Naw--I like Flav, but the whole concept of people snivelling to marry some celeb they don't even know doesn't appeal to me one bit. I think it sends a really crappy message to kids. It's almost like legalized prostitution.

I'd rather just throw a bunch of washed up celebrities into a house and see what happens. For the most part I don't like reality shows.

 

I'm with you, Bob. I'd rather take a beating than have to watch a reality show. All I can think when I see previews to Survivors is, you people are really, really stupid eating that gross crap.

 

Television in general just sucks.

 

I hear that.

 

It does seem to apply generous portions of negative air pressure.

 

OK, if nobody else will play, I'll just sit over here in the gutter and play by myself.... :lamb: :viking: :martini: :sponge: :gum:

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Surreal Survivors: The Killer Show

Cast: Patsy Ramsey; Steve Thomas; OJ; Mark Furhman; Heidi Fleis; the Nutters dad (from the child star wannabes show); one of the young women who didn't get chosen on a model/stupid competition/marry a millionaire/etc. show; a young male designer from the Bravo clothes designing show who got kicked.

I thought about the screaming, gagging, "YOU DON'T LOVE GOD!" fat lady on the Trading Spouses show...but I don't think she'd shut up long enough for anyone else to get a word in...too distracting.

OK...the casting is open...no contracts signed...people fall out at the last minute...go into rehab...get arrested....

But it's a start....

 

You got ST and Furman on the same show...? girl you better get me and WY in there somehow, I don't care if I gotta be the cleaning lady.....:devil:




Gosh, now that I think about it I like a lot of reality shows. Celebrity fitness, wife swap among the others mentioned.

 

Add Robert Blake to the cast!!!

 

And, I can be ST's personal, um, maid.

 

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yes... me too! I confess... :tsktsk: NEVER got into them... well another confession... I HAD to watch "Fear Factor" in Latvia - IN Latvian!! LOL! My Mom loves the show, so I got to watch it when I was visiting there. Are these people for REAL??!!! LOL! I would NEVER eat ANY kind of bug for NO amount of money!!
But at home - the Huz has control of the remote! LOL! But he does let me watch my favorites - Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, etc...

And BobC - anytime your on here - you make me :floor: :floor:
Thanks!

 

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now THAT sounds interesting to watch! LOL! Never heard of this show - Surreal Life - ? is that what its called? and I just searched my channels and NO Surreal Life comes up. What channel is this - ? Cable? satellite?

 

KK - you should send in this suggestion!! Maybe the'lly ask her!! If so... somebody will definitely HAVE to tape that show for me!! LOL! :cheerful:

 

sorry to post so many replies in a row, but I print out these threads and read them at night! :-(

anyway... I have met Diana Ross too! Went to the premerie (sp?) of Maghony - my date was the son of Ray Milland's. Great movie!

 

:floor: :floor: you SO crack me up KK!! Thanks for a GOOD belly laugh!!

 

well... not if you watch stuff like "How Its Made!" - that's a good one! On the Science Channel. Also Discovery & Nature channels are good too! Learned alot - that's for sure!!

 

OK...I was thinking about this last night, and I wonder if instead of Heidi Fleiss/Flies (?) (convicted LA madame) we should have Sydney Barrow Biddle/Biddle Barrow (?) Mayflower Madame Hoffman? She was quite the "celebrity" for sometime when she first got busted for running a call girl service. She also has been on talk shows, one I watched because I'd never seen anyone on TV talking about giving group instructions at something akin to a tupperware party: how to...eat a banana...in the Windy City...so to speak.... :blush:

But I digress....

So Sydney could help Patsy with her little...sex problem...and Patsy can confide in Mrs. Hoffman...and maybe give a class of her own: how to write a ransom note in 30 minutes or less.

Add Robert Blake! Of course! Great choice!

Freebird and WY: support staff.

 

Sweet, WY, we're in :highfive:

 

Niner, the Surreal Life is on the VH1 channel, if you get it. It's quite a funny channel, as they have hilarious "Best Week Ever" shows where they basically make fun of all the celebrity and political news of the week.

The Surreal Life is on all the time. Sometimes they run a whole series of the show, which has one cast for like six or eight weeks or something, one show per week for first runs. But they run each segment all week at various times and then on the weekends some time. I actually got pulled into the one with Tammy Faye on one of the back-to-back day long runs one weekend after it had already finished the first runs for that group. I remembered that Tammy Faye had been in the news for "quitting" the show because of the nude man incident, but then she decided to stay the course...so I kinda' kept an eye on it to see if I could figure out what that was all about...then there was this sleezy porn star Jeremy whatshisface, and WOW! A young woman chasing him around asking to see his...parts...and him asking to see hers...and I'm trying to figure out how Tammy got in with this gang...and then there's Tammy, being so sweet to these losers...and then there was the former rapper Ice Tea Bag whining and snapping about his old white boy rap persona...and then there was a young woman being raked over the coals about being a drunk...and then there was Tammy Faye piling pillows over her windows while the most diseased group of retired porn movie has beens you've ever seen partied in the pool outside...and and and...before I knew it, housework was forgotten and Tammy was RUNNING FROM THE HOTEL NUDIST CAMP NAKED MAN WITH HER BIG OLD CROCODILE TEARS AND I WANTED TO SLAP THOSE PEOPLE'S FACE WHO DID THAT TO HER!!

So...the other show, with Janice and Amarosa was a whole 'nother group, and it was different. In that one we heard the terms "I'm the world's first supermodel" and "crack ho" about 500 times, found out Bronson was a pervert, saw a major league athlete parade around in women's panties and stockings and lingerie, watched about 10 nervous breakdowns, and discovered that the guy that married Pink was the sanest person in the group. Janice and Amarosa provided the drama, of course, with lots of drunken crying and name calling and climbing out windows and name calling and drunken driving of golf carts and name calling and drunken driving of motorcycles...and so on. It got boring eventually, if you can believe that.

I did see some of the one with Flavo Flav or Flavor Flavo (?) and that amazon woman. I didn't watch much of that one, but enough to finally find myself stopping at the follow up...when he went to see her and her rich friends in Europe and she went to New York to see him. You have never seen such an odd couple. It ping ponged between disgustingly bizarre to bizarrely disgusting. They made out a lot...which her fiance didn't seem to mind...and fought a lot...which ended in them making out some more. I have no idea why I watched parts of that one, except to see if I was actually hallucinating or if this was in fact on my tv....

I CANNOT WATCH THE SHOWS WHERE PEOPLE EAT BUGS! NO WAY, NO HOW, NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

I guess in the end, we get caught up in these shows because the dynamics are so weird, but then we see the common thread of humanity identifiable in all of these people, no matter how different their lives and characters. I think this is what touched me about the show with Tammy Faye. How many people can even imagine not being judgmental of porn stars...I certainly am, as you see. But there was Tammy, as sweet to every person as if they were all god's children. Patsy Ramsey can't carry Tammy Faye's Bible.

Anyhow, if you don't get the VH1 channel, maybe they'll have a DVD coming soon in your local videostore.

 

I read her book KK. What woman! also saw her on TV shows a long time ago.So Darney and Sydney are still married. That's nice!

 

Hey, I got another thought last night:

Surreal Forum Life

Anybody want to go for that one? Whom from the Ramsey forums would we like to see stuck in a house together for a month?

hehehe Oh I am so wicked.... :devil: