Tracey to pen new JonBenet book

Looking at Tracey, now I understand why some animals eat their young.

I'm surprised he had enough guts to mention us. You know what they say about publicity: it's good as long as they spell your name right.

 

Ahem....

To be snookered, even in the guttah, means to be fooled, as Jay pointed out. I didn't get to finish my post, however, as I was in a hurry because the guttah crack dealer spotted me and I had to run...literally...a matter of a small outstanding balance.... hehehe Snookered him, didn't I?

Of course, we MUST have snookering, snogging, and shagging in the guttah for it truly to be the guttah, as Barbara pointed out. As any self-respecting crack ho knows...crack doesn't grow on trees!

Perhaps you were knackered when you got the "Professor Pimp Lecture on Snookering, Snogging, and Shagging for Crack" Chero?

Not to worry. Those of us who have honorary Doctorates from the Guttah will help you with your bus protocol. :tipsy:

 

I take it these whining, moaning crows are drunk....

 

oohhh - I LOVE bagels!! and what makes "Brooklyn" bagels different, Barbara? have any with sesame seeds??

LOL! :eat:

 

would that be a "murder of crows" - ?? :hen: :hen: :floor:

 

okay... where's BobC??!! :cheerful:

 

I don't think BobC looks anything like Alice Cooper.

 

Truthfully, I don't really know what makes BROOKLYN bagels different from any other. I haven't had bagels elsewhere (I never go anywhere lol), but whenever someone either comes in from elsewhere or visits someplace, they are always asking for Brooklyn bagels.

Might just be nostalgia, I don't know, but others outside of Brooklyn swear that the best bagels come from Brooklyn

Forgot to add:

Yes, we have sesame seeds, poppy seeds, onion, garlic, "everything" bagels, cinammon raisin, egg, pumpernickel, salt and more I'm sure.

 

I don't know why, either, but the word outside of NYC is that if you want real bagles, go to Brooklyn. It's so true, that some guy from Brooklyn has even packaged them up and sells them elsewhere. I see him on TV from time to time, don't remember his name.

 

My favourite bagels are cinnamon and raisin. They are so nice with blackcurrant jam!