And now to Sue....

You all are sooooo funny.

bahaaaaaa :laughup: :floor:

 

Looks like you're on a roll, Jay.

 

Well, in all flairness, maybe she was just having an bad day, ya know?
Maybe she had just switched to decapitated coffee or something like that? Maybe she was worried that her fire distinguisher was missing?
Maybe she realized that extra-century perception was just a pigment of her imagination?

Little

 

:floor: :floor: :floor: :yes:

 

Well, there went a box of astronaut diapers I will never get back!!!!!!!!! Funniest thread ever, in humor and irony!!!!!!

 

People, people, this madness must stop. :wood:
I spewed an entire cup of coffee :coffee: on my computer and unfortunately
I had to fess up to my teenage daughter---the computer wizard.
She recommends that I take my computer in for a dissection. She said it may need an exam, probe, and yes, a possible dismemberment . Please everyone, stop the madness. :mears:

:martini: Drinks anyone?

 

Talking of autopsies, how many people has jameson "dis-membered" over the years? (Hint: The last person she dismembered was Evening2 )

:laughup:

 

I think I had an autopsy and wasn't aware of it. That is what is wrong with me. I just haven't been the same, although I have no Y-incision, I guess the doctor could have given me plastic surgery to cover the scar. Yep, that's the ticket, I had an autopsy, then started having seizures because my brain was dissected. Now, we know the truth.

KK, please pass the crack pipe when you find it, it's been a rough day.

 

I just want to tell everyone that this site has had a big influence on my life.:bowdown: Today I made the decision to switch to decapitated coffee. I felt great all day long.
Little,
Thanks for the suggestion. :highfive: :heart: :cafe:

 

I switched to "Half-Decap" and it made a big difference to my life.

 

That's Insane!

If someone tried to give me a cup of DeCap - Heads would roll! It's all or nothing for this chick!

 

I think I would need autopsy if anyone ever tried to serve me decapitated coffee

Only capitated coffee for me; and strong too!

Just a little queen with no sugar! :cow:

 

Here's the pipe, Tez, and have a cup of capitated coffee, too. Bad day? Autopsy will do that to you. :tsktsk:

 

Well see I'm trying to give up decapitation. I'd drink it till I am bouncing off the ceiling and the plaster's starting to break off. My doctor said I need to cut it down or I'll end up with autopsy.

 

You guys are too funny. :coffeeup:

 

We have missed the obvious next mystery!

Who is the MOTHER of Burke's daughter?!

Let the DNA fall where they may!

 

I've also heard (from an anonymous course of course) that some people suffer from a condition called dissectia. They said it was the inability to find one's arse with both hands or to keep their foot out of their mouth. Apparently some of the other symptoms are the inability to separate truth from fiction. As far as what is now known about this affliction, there is no known cure.

Little

 

:floor: :floor: :floor: you guys - Thank you for the laughs this morning!! You are ALL good!! :highfive:

:cafe: capitated for me, thank you... cguru:

 

bahaaaaa :martini: :floor: