ChamPain, anyone?

LOL - ewwwwww

May I get you a some fava beans with a nice Chianti?

 

Whaddaya mean the caviar wasn't Beluga! I swear it was pure Beluga and the bilini was fresh.

Geeezzz give us guys at Customs a break, this was a last minute flight after all.

 

Double Trouble Part One

"Whaddaya mean the caviar wasn't Beluga! I swear it was pure Beluga and the bilini was fresh."

 

Show Me Part Two!

"Geeezzz give us guys at Customs a break, this was a last minute flight after all."

 

"Can I look at your porn collection?"

 

Help Me Jeezus!

You guys are cracking me up. The great comedy team of FFJ. :mears:

 

Possible Winner!

"Can I look at your porn collection?"

 

If we don't laugh, we will cry, Lurker.

 

"Have you ever seen a gladiator movie, Johnny?"

 

Lol!

"Have you ever seen a gladiator movie, Johnny?"

 

My caption for the picture:

Are you sure you don't have a condom? :laughup:

 

Double Wrap!

Are you sure you don't have a condom?

 

RR,
Thanks!

 

Thank you RR...I lost it with Cranberry's 'familiar with law enforcement tactics' caption. Way too funny.

 

Or a GROWN man naked?

:blush:

 

Last minute Lead!

"Have you ever seen a GROWN man naked?"