Dave - what a guy!

Walks? Wouldn't slither, scamper or scurry be more appropriate?

-Tea

 

What? Madame Jayeels gets to stand up with gutter candy? Where does that leave me, dear Zott?! Hiding under the buffet table (with a bottle of 150 proof moonshine) so I don't get hit with buckshot in case Dave changes his mind at the altar and gutter daddy has to let him have it?

I swear, nobody appreciates all the harassment I endured all these years, helping gutter candy twist her character sos she could attract someone like Dandy Dave! Well, at least I still look good.... -->> :fight:

 

Oh, wait...Tricia loves me! :takeabow:

And Lurker thinks I'm fun!

And Moab likes to laugh at me....

and and and... :glug: buuuurp

THUNK!

 

Now look pet, our Guttah catering service has swung into action...the reception will be BYO haggis with cold porridge slices for the appetiser....believe me...Jay is the ONLY person who will still be left standing at the end....she HAS to take the role.

Sniff...I just KNOW I'm gonna cry......

 

Nah - the matchmaker doesn't get to be bridesmaid. The matchmaker gets to arrange the wedding.

Can we have a bride and bridegroom smilie? I'm really happy for these two people. What a team they will make. I can't wait to find out what colour of lipstick the bride will wear. All the RSt will be there - all three of them with Darnay as a celebrity guest.

What music could they choose? We need two pieces - the wedding march and the recessional. Any suggestions?

Also - as this will be a very special wedding, there will be no casting rice or even flower petals before the couple. Nothing less than PEARLS will be cast before this couple after they take their vows.

And speaking of vows....what vows should they take?

 

Maybe the resident reverend jeff will perform the ceremony!

 

Good thinking!

Now Dr dave is at pains to explain that although he find the use of the word "enlighten" to be pretentious - this adjective does not apply to their own resident frequent-user (Margoo/Seal/Kit-Kat/Slapfish/Lilac).

PLUS - we are all missing his point!

He explains that there is a DIFFERENCE between users too. If they are BORG users (The "Gutter") - then they are exhibiting group behaviour. If he or Margoo/Seal/lilac/etc uses it - they are exhibiting individual behaviour.

If the users are BORG - they are pretentious. if the users are Dave or Margoo/Lilac/etc they are making clever use of sarcasm.

What a guy - what a forum! Only at Webbsleuths will you find a collection of people who think they can solve a case by ignoring evidence that they don't like and by spending more time analysing the questions than answering them!

 

Surely you're not suggesting a porcine connection.

 

For some strange reason I associate pearls with Candy. I think it would be entirely appropriate to cast pearls before her on her big day...

 

::shocked2 WTF - I am shocked that no one remembers that it was Darney who coined the pearls before swine phrase, according to Cranky, who is so fond of Darnay and quoting his cutesyisms, over and over and over and over and over and...

 

Sorry, neither Dorothy nor Darnay can take credit for that one. It was Jesus who originally said, "don't cast your pearls before swine."

Personally, I think it would be more appropriate to cast aspersions.

 

LOL, I knew that, Cherokee, but I'm not sure Cranky Candy knows it. She even thinks Darnay walks on water.

 

But, darlin', Jay doesn't want anyone to WEAR the pearls, she wants to THROW them at ... er, excuse me ... CAST them before the bride.

 

I knew YOU knew that, WY.

Oh yes. That Darnay is SOMETHING. Not only does he walk on water, he magically disappears when due in a Georgia court.

 

He's not a very good lawyer that's for sure. Silly, silly man.