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Oh. Well I stopped reading the "BORG" threads some time ago. I'm sure I'm not alone.

 

LOL, guess Rainslop didn't get her wish, maybe because not many care enough to read at the swamp anymore, much less drag their dreary posts here.

 

Margoo has certainly been responsible for some cracking misinformation.

 

It's a miracle that anyone saw Margoo's post in the first place. She should be honored that it was even mentioned. But copy it? What does she think this is, the Swamp?

 

Geez....the swamp is sooo dead Jams sends a minion to try to drum up business. I say ignore the pathetic swampster.

Yeah...just Candy, a few of her hats and the weirdo with nonsensical rhymes and number crunching posts, at CS.

See, WY....you had to be banned 'cause you can't compete with senseless posters...betcha can't make a weird poem/prophecy post.

I can...

Patsy....five letters....one, two, three, four, five.
Candy...five letters...one, two, three, four, five.

Whadda yah know...
Patsy and Candy.
Both end in 'Y'...
Isn't that handy? Coincidence? I think not.

Both are not their REAL first names......the connection is abundant.
Saturn stuck it's tongue out at Jupiter.

The moon is ed....beware.

The End

 

Oh heck! The frownie faces spoiled my best psychotic poem.

 

ROFL - priceless

 

Oh, now you've goner and doner it, Show Me. You think the dish ran away with the spoon? Well, I've got news for you - the dish HID the freaking spoon up candy's milky way while Venus sucked the moon's eyeballs out.

Back at the second house of Saturn's left ring
Patsy and Candy compared their bling
Neptune flew by on gaseous emissions
Of various and earthly criminal commissions

The beasties four and twenty elders
Went to Mars to become welders
47 years 7 months 7 days later
They all were ate by alligators

Imon twisted grotesquely upon her impalement
While Candy LOLOLOLOLOed at her derailment
Moses parted the seven seas
Which means John Ramsey has fleas.

 

Oh my Gawd - you guys are too funny!!

no ****, Jayelles!! I was thinking the same... who IS this guy?? creepy to say the least! :wtf:

Excellent analogy of the forums, Why_Nut!! :jumpie:

like Peki said - for JonBenet it's here and Peterson trial on WS!!

:WY: good one!

**I'm sneaking in to post at work, so I hope I don't get into any trouble!! :eye:

:freecs:

 

hee hee

Remember the time on the CTV forum when I told Rainsong that her name sounded like a feminine hygiene product? You know for those times when you're feeling "not so fresh."

 

That's it, Bob! That's exactly what Rainsong reminds me of. Heh. Heh. :nsf:

Your Rainsong stays on my mind, stays on my mind, stays on my miiiiiinnnnnddd.

Wait. That's Windsong, which is a scent of a different color.

 

WY and Show Me,

You have me in stitches with your parodies. :jester:

CS has become Crackpot Sleuths.

 

I'm laughing too hard, Lurker! WY you win the poem prize.

What ever happened to the Limericks? Those were so much fun.

Can we do psychotic limericks?

ah hem.....

There was an old lad named John,
A political jacket he tried on.
He must have been a boozer,
'Cause he ended up a loser,
Though CNN he was on. ...not too good. Let's do Patsy!

Ex Miss West Virginia a thriller,
When CNN needs a good filler.
It's me people want to see,
I must be on tv.
To beautifully say,"I'm no killer" ...a little better.

Foundation?

Beg,steal, borrow or hock it,
Give to the Ramsey pocket.
Can't you see with clarity,
It's disguised as charity.
Foundation?says John-flockit!

 

Ha!

There once was a loonie named maim
Who hungered for fortune and faim
She met up with Morgan
Who was quite the moron
Said FW is who we should blaim

Next up came she of the spaceships
Who flapped her ample big lips
To say she's judgmental
Or simply just mental
Who knows what steers her ship?

Patsy, oh Patsy, you know we adore ya
Let us lie for ya, Pats, we implore ya
We'll cause such a ruckus
They'll never forget us
We're mame, morgan and holly, you betcha.

 

Those limericks really sucked.

:tipsy:

 

LOLOLOLOLOLO

AAAHHHHHHHHH they were great!!!! You do know the 3M's gang well.

 

Standing Ovation!

Now this is the kind of normality I was seeking.

One, Two - complain to Groo
Three, Four - Media Whore
Five, Six - One of Sydney's Tricks
Seven, Eight - Full of Hate
Nine, Ten - PMS again.

Anyone you know?

:sucks:
RR

 

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker?