John Ramsey campaign slogan contest. Big Prizes. Come See.

A Dr. Suess speech for John

Listen carefully to what I say...or
I'll be back another day~

I did not kill my lovely daughter~
I did not bash her in the head
I JUST found her lying dead.
I did not molest her...here or there...~
I did not molest THAT CHILD...anywhere.
I would not...could NOT...write that note...
But I sure would.... appreciate your vote!

 

Howabout

"I've made so much cash off my murdered daughter--just think what I can do for this goober farm community!"

 

(Shouting from the podium, al la Dean)

As your next representative, I'll work side by side with ALL the district attorneys in this state to ensure that no one will ever get close to, or come under and umbrella like this one I'm holding!!!"

A vote for me, is a free ride guarantee, for you!


This is the best I could do on the spur of the moment. Everyone has such great entries!

 

these are so fantastic.........!!!!

so far lurker, britt, aurora, bob, and deju have
the best ones.

i especially love the dr. seuss one.........good going
aurora!

but i dont think anyone can top lurker's catchy
campaign line!!!! what a hoot!

tricia.........When is the deadline?

i want to enter too....
so please let me know.

i'm uh thinkin',
purr

does john need a running mate.
i would make a good one.
some kitty on the side.
sorry... i had to say that.

 

here is my entry #1.....

Go John go.

Run John run.

See John spin.

Spin John spin.

Win John win.

 

Entry #2

Killing With Kindness

John Ramsey

for Michigan House Representative

 

Entry #3

Vote for

John Ramsey

We have all done something stupid!!

 

Entry #4

Do you all know where your child is?

I DO !!!!

Vote for Me, John Ramsey!

 

I don't think Tricia is serious about the jewelry, Thor. Right, Tricia? You said you were just lightening things up. You can't be serious with jewelry like that???

 

I am holding out for a 3 carat diamond solitaire. Or perhaps a diamond tiara.

 

Unless you happen to have a mink poodle pin. :cheerful:

 

Here is my second attempt but this will probably disqualify me.

Listen carefully. I am John Ramsey running for legislature. You must vote for me. I hope to have your state in my possesssion. I am a small American faction and hence, vote for me if you want to see your state run with grace and dignity once more. If I catch you considering another candidate, you die. If I catch you talking to a stray candidate's wife, you die. Do not provoke me, or I will stick my lizard tongue out at you like a serpent. I have a wife that needs certain shades of lipstick, unavailable at a lot of stores, and she likes her K Mart jewelry and hence, I need to get my money and reputation back PDQ.

 

Ha Thor!

That is not a slogan...That is a whole mission statement! A good one though...LOL!

Tricia, I think there should be special jewelry prizes for mission statements as well...don't you?

 

Tricia,

I thought you would have just e-mailed one of the pictures for fun to lighten the scene up. Now this site will be deluged with posts. This is very generous of you. So is your reward for information on the JonBenét case. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You are a remarkable young woman!

 

I agree with Elle on that one...

Tricia is a remarkable woman! But we like her mostly for her jewery right?!

Tricia, I think that your friends donated jewelry would be perfect for Thor, who is our jewelry maven....good choice....

Voyager

 

Thor.........that was hilarious!!!

i am really enjoying all of your creative campaign
slogans/mission statements.

thanks for the belly laugh, Thor.

i loved it,
purr

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jewels!!!
thanks for the dreams, tricia.
how about a bellybutton jewel stud???
you got any of those.....hee hee!

 

JR:

"I am the perfect politician. My mind is defective, my memory selective,
and I use a lot of words to say nothing.