Patsy Ramsey is reportedly very ill.

ROFLOLOL :doughboy: (I love that wee guy)

 

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! So, you are the famous poet WY? Congratulations!

Jay, you look as if you're on a roll.

Cherokee. with Jay still living in Scotland, I chose Rabbie Burns. I'm sure he would have seen the humour in it.

Thor and I had a poem session on Loose Mitts a few years back. It really helps to have the humour break up the seriousness of it all. Saves one from cracking up, or breaking down. Take your pick!

 

LOL ... Now THAT's poem-try! Too bad it's not PROPHECY!

 

:yay:

Excellent suggestion. Reminds me of the old joke ...

What are 5,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start!

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Of course, that does not include our own Deja Nu who actually has standards and morals. :thumbsup:

 

Oh I know, Elle, I was just funnin' ya. Yes, I'm sure old Rab would have seen the humor in it. Don't you wish you could have had a pint with the man? What I wouldn't give for some time travel.

 

Darn you're all so good with those rhymes, and I can’t rhyme. :jumpie: :laughup: :rolling:
I which I could :help:

 

Oooooooooh,

Hickory Dickory Dock
Who is the biggest ummm crock
Tis Jammy, no Candy, no Imon, I'm sure
Oh Crikey, they're all just manure.

"I'm doing a project," said Jammy
"13 minutes after me," said Candy
"Oh Cranky I love you, There's no one above you,"
But right now Imon the loo.

watching...

Itchy B1tchy Rainsong
Crawl up the water spout

 

That really sucked.

 

Shriek.

Rabbie didn't drink pints. Rabbie drank drams. Unless you mean a pint of the amber nectar?

 

It did actually. It was awful.

There was a young man from Tralee
Who got stung on the leg by a wasp,
When asked if it hurt,
He said "No not really",
It can do it again if it likes.

I'll bet WN knows who wrote that.

 

Ying tong iddle i po, iddle i po.

 

ROFL I knew it! What a legend.

 

Here's a second verse:

When Jammy thinks of Jayelles,
She makes her scream "Oh Hell's Bells!
I wish she'd sprout wings and fly, fly away.
And never come back for another day!"


You designed the T-shirt! Pretty good!

 

Fitting.....

This thread is more bi-polar than Patsy could have ever dreamed up, I mean, of.....

RR!

 

Oh sorry. Beg pardon. What an egregious error. Of course, dear Rabbie didn't drink an ENGLISH pint. I can't believe I said such a thing. I'm stricken, really. I don't know how I'll recover.

Oh, I know. I'll console myself with some good poetry.

There once was a wenchie from Scotland
Who gave Jams and Candy the backhand
Whenever Jay posted
RST nuts were roasted
And Rainsong got a wedgie.

 

I luv it!

Keep on crawling upwards
Cos you ain't a-coming out

 

There once was a lassie named Rainsong
Who finally smoked too much bong
One day, all a-giggle
A hitch in her wiggle
She went and bought Douglas a thong.

 

ROFL


I :bow: before your greatness, O Mighty One of the Limerick!

 

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! I've got a great imagination. I can see John Douglas in his thong. Shame on me 'cos I'm a Senior Senior. but it's as good as a tonic when you have a good laugh, and I can hardly type for laughing.

Absolutely fan dabby dozey WY! You win the prize!

 

What a group I've fallen in with!