Whackadoodle Evening2 - THREAD #2

You know Jayelles, I am waiting to see you on Law and Order one night. Also, what is with Evening 2, she is getting worse. Lawd Almighty. :video:

 

Maybe I'm not a diminutive teacher from Scotland after all. Maybe that's a cover for me actually being a 220lb PI called Buzz from Kentucky

 

JustMe is thoroughly upset. :video:

 

Received in private communication:-

"A tip".

Both Athena and JustMe spell no-one as "noone":-

Athena

http://www.boards.320sycamore.com/showpost.php?p=11699&postcount=139

http://boards.crimelibrary.com/showpost.php?p=8839313&postcount=13

http://www.johndouglasmindhunter.co...art=1305&sid=880eff310692dc543a2750c51960f70d

JustMe

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/jonbenet-ramsey/TJHJU2CULNBE5F8R0/p4#lastPost

How common is that Chero? oke:

 

[Edited to correct my mistake. I think I got Athena's hat mixed up with another at signonsandiego.com when I was researching something earlier this week. At any rate, I don't know any of these CL/sycamore posters, so I should just keep my mouth shut!]

I thought the same thing, Jayelles. I've been posting there maybe a year now, but never saw it before. I wondered how a poster got that designation. Still don't know.

 

Not that common, Buzz.

Alot is a more common misspelling than noone. The odds of two separate people from Jericho, NY who happen to post on the Ramsey case and misspell Britney as Brittney, a lot as alot AND no one as noone are astronomical.

By the way, how're things in Kentucky?

 

Two members of the same household might misspell the same words - a husband and wife, mother and daughter, etc. Just my :2cents:.

 

Well actually, I'm no longer in Kentucky. Nor am I Buzz any longer. I am now Liz, a 53 year old psychologist from London. My hobby is venetian blind spotting.

 

:floor:

Are their many blind Venetians in London?

 

Well I'm a psychologist - so the answer has to be - "depends on how you look at it".

:bateye:

 

AH! You don't call them venetian blinds in the States do you?

Jealousy curtains maybe?

 

Oh yes, we call them venetian blinds. And just when did you develop this blind obsession, Buzz? (Don't try to fool me, I know who you REALLY are. :bigstick

 

What are you talking about? Who's Buzz? I don't know anyone called BUzz? Vnetian Blinds? What are they? I'm Fluffy, a long-term member of the hedgehog gaming community - ask anyone. My IP is a fluke. Tinfoil hat interference probably.

 

Athena denies being JustMe but unfortunately, the coincidences just keep stacking up:-

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/jonbenet-ramsey/TJHJU2CULNBE5F8R0/p4

http://boards.crimelibrary.com/showpost.php?p=9012755&postcount=11

 

That's interesting. How do you know they're Venetian? The way they dress?

 

THat's classified information. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and I couldn't BEAR another one of these diva funerals. Besides, kippers aint in season.

 

And just how long have you been under this delusion?

Oh, I see ... Buzz, Liz and Fluffy. You are really just a small foreign faction.

 

And I couldn't bear the farting pigs.

 

Well, y'all are just NO FUN! I'm going to petition the Pyrates of the Foribbean Association to have you both kicked out! My funeral was the SOCIAL EVENT of the year! I'VE BEEN TOLD...that works for maimed, right?...that Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson both have movies in development based on it! The Farting Pigs now have a Hollywood Agency booking them in Dubai!

Never mind. Zotto has promised to do the next one herself. She has branched out and is currently catering the Aussie funeral circuit. Her Dancing Chooks are now joined by her Singing Crocodiles. She's also negotiating with a group of ring-tailed marsupials who have an acrobatic show featuring kangaroos boxing on trampolines.

You funeral poopers are NOT INVITED, either! irate:

 

Too right!

Zotto's motto:

Whatever way you cark it
Whenever you may go
You will look good in Zotto's hood
A party we will throw.

You'll be no ordinary boffin
When lying in your coffin
The neighbours all around you will be green
With dancing chooks and kippers, and crocs with ribboned nippers
The best wake that you'll never even see.

The finest Guttah cuisine
We serve up at your wake
We'll even have a kipper
Jump right out of the cake.

In diva tanties we specialise
From KK at the church
She'll weep and wail and caterwaul
And over your body lurch.

So if it's taste you're after
We are the ones to beat
With farting pigs and singing bats
(I'm sorry but they're not cheap)

Just pop our card up on your fridge
And when your time is done
We'll come to get you in a cart
It will be so much fun.