Why didn't the intruder...

Show Me · Feb 12, 2009

koldkase said: ↑

Oh, you need to wipe down those foggy binoculars, Show Me! The bumper sticker in fact read "No foreign faction on board...and we didn't go through that open basement window, either!" :no: :no: :no: :no:
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hahahaaaa!

Yeah Levi it's amazing what a good public relations firm can do for you! Ramseys spent more money on PR's and lawyers for themselves than finding the super 'truder.

Greenleaf · Feb 12, 2009

hahaha!

You people crack me up!

Koldkase: "The intruder speaks and writes Patsyese."
hahahaha

Cherokee: "The foreign fashion must have hailed from Patsyganistan."
hahaha

Show Me: "The suspicious vehicle must have had a bumper sticker that read 'No foreign faction on board!!'"
hahahaha....hahaha....

See, Charlie, what you started? haha.

gl

heymom · Feb 12, 2009

Cherokee said: ↑

Yeah, isn't that amazing.

The "foreign faction" must have hailed from Patsyganistan.

You've heard of Patsyganistan, haven't you? It's where everything is perfect, and parents don't kill their children, accidental or otherwise, and no one is molested even if the medical examiner says they were.

In Patsyganistan, the main river is called "De Nial," and if you want important information from the residents, forget it. They either don't remember or can't recall. For instance, they won't remember the last time they gave their child a bath, but they WILL remember in detail what they wore to that child's funeral, especially if they're trying to channel Jackie Kennedy.

It is customary in Patsyganistan to refuse to cooperate with police investigations, especially if a family member has been found dead in your home. However, if a friend of yours is arrested on charges of menacing people with a bat, you immediately run down to the police station to give them a good character reference and demand the charges be dropped. In Patsyganistan, it's all a matter of priorities.

Cell phones are used in Patsyganistan, but no cell phone records are available for investigative purposes. Instead, Patsyganistanis will insist they lost the cell phone or didn't use it. In addition, their pediatricians will somehow lose their medical records that were supposedly kept in a sealed vault.

The official fruit of Patsyganistan is the pineapple, which is also featured on the country's flag and seal. The flag is purple, and features the head of a pineapple crowned by a tiara. Around the pineapple's neck is a scarf. Patsyganistanis DO loves their scarves; they prefer to have something around their neck at all times. They even put scarves in the caskets of their dead loved ones.

The Gross National Product of Patsyganistan is unknown, but they claim to be a poor country. However, each family lives in a multi-million dollar home, has a lakeside vacation home, a yacht, a fishing boat, two planes, five cars and several golf club memberships. They also claim that any money they make from books they "write" goes to a non-profit foundation, but the foundation doesn't exist. In Patsyganistan, you always have to follow the money. And the lawyers.

If you happen to run into a "foreign faction" from Patsyganistan, don't talk to any "stray dogs." That makes them want to behead people. However, it IS okay to talk to several couples, your minister, and anyone else you want to invite over. It makes the Patsyganistanis really angry if you try to "grow a brain" so don't "provoke them" by doing that. You have a 99% chance of making them 100% mad.

It is well known that Patsyganistanis all write with their left hand in an attempt to disguise their handwriting, and they prefer to carry their money in brown paper bags if an attache' is not available. They also like to be well rested because they get so exhausted from writing three-page ransom notes and staging crimes scenes in other people's houses.
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This, dear Cherokee, is a masterpiece! Laughing my butt off....you're a genius! How about running for office, 'cause the idiots up in Washington need some real help right now...

koldkase · Feb 12, 2009

Charlie said: ↑

Forgot about that one. Has Lou Smit ever talked about this, specifically why an intruder would put duct tape on a unconcious if not dead person?

Also if the intruder had a "stun gun", why the need to gag jonBenet at all?
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No, Smit has no need to talk about the evidence that is actually critical to the case. He has packing peanuts and basement mold to track! There are Mexican foreign factions he must hunt, so he can use his "fox" skills to pin them down and get them to swear to god they did it!

The duct tape was nothing but staging. ANYONE can figure that out, and LE did--long time ago. (Except Smit, of course.) As for the stun gun, if it had been used on her, she would have screamed bloody murder...and rightly so. But the duct tape was not used to keep her from screaming...or eating pineapple with the intruder(s). At least, not according to Smit and the RST. They haven't really explained why the killer(s) used it. The closest thing I've seen to an explanation they offer is it was some sadistic pedophile's fantasy to use duct tape after the child was already unconscious/dead. That makes sense! Only...not really.

Don't bother people with facts of evidence! They can't imagine their young children would really harm each other, either! All evidence to the contrary....

koldkase · Feb 12, 2009

Cherokee said: ↑

Yeah, isn't that amazing.

The "foreign faction" must have hailed from Patsyganistan.

You've heard of Patsyganistan, haven't you? It's where everything is perfect, and parents don't kill their children, accidental or otherwise, and no one is molested even if the medical examiner says they were.

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Ah, yes, I have spent years in Patsyganistan. It's no place for rational people. :banghead:

RiverRat · Feb 12, 2009

Loving this thread! But uhhhh - wasn't the "Intruder" busy Listening Carefully as the Ransom Not(e) was dictated to Her?!

That's what I've always thought!

DeeDee · Feb 12, 2009

There were neighborhood people up and about late that night. It wasn't THAT late when the scream was heard. I routinely go to bed at midnight, and on a holiday like Christmas, I'd be up even later straightening up. Someone saw "strange, moving lights" in the Ramsey home (a person walking around with a flashlight, of course). Someone noticed that the sunporch light, which was ALWAYS on, was off that night. Yet John alone saw the "strange van".

Cherokee · Feb 12, 2009

heymom said: ↑

This, dear Cherokee, is a masterpiece! Laughing my butt off....you're a genius! How about running for office, 'cause the idiots up in Washington need some real help right now...
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Thanks, Heymom, but I couldn't get elected. I don't take illegal kick-backs, cheat on my spouse with interns, or proposition people in public toilets. AND I pay my taxes. I'm not corrupt enough to last one week in DC. And that's the sad truth.

Show Me · Feb 13, 2009

RiverRat said: ↑

Loving this thread! But uhhhh - wasn't the "Intruder" busy Listening Carefully as the Ransom Not(e) was dictated to Her?!

That's what I've always thought!
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Yep! The intruder was well rested and on the look out for cops.....good thing the Ramseys just called over friends, some more friends, the pastor etc. This allowed the cops to hide behind the cover of all those automobiles as they were not to talk to the police or their daugh ter would be beheaded.

I don't remember the Ramseys calling over any stray dogs that morning....mayber John was checking out the strange van for stray dogs?

Maybe bumper sticker on strange van said, "No police, foreign faction or stray talking dogs on board."

But then again it's not of my bussiness.

AMES · Feb 13, 2009

Greenleaf said: ↑

Hope this works. Click on this and go down to post #63:

http://www.forumsforjustice.org/forums/showthread.php?t=6817&page=6
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LOL!

I had never seen that before, thanks for posting the link to it.
You did a good job drawing that non-existant intruder. Maybe the non-existant intruder that killed JB, should hook up with the non-existant nanny that killed Caylee Anthony, and they could have a non-existant life, with some non-existant children.

AMES · Feb 13, 2009

RiverRat said: ↑

Loving this thread! But uhhhh - wasn't the "Intruder" busy Listening Carefully as the Ransom Not(e) was dictated to Her?!

That's what I've always thought!
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Me too!

Don't ya know that when John read that RN, after he dictated it to Patsy...and saw..."Listen Carefully"....he probably said..."You dumb a$$, I didn't mean for you to WRITE that, I was talking to YOU". But, they didn't have time for her to re-write it...they had a staging to do, and staging an intruder/kidnapper/killer/molester attack on their daughter, took alot of time, ya know.

koldkase · Feb 13, 2009

AMES said: ↑

LOL!

I had never seen that before, thanks for posting the link to it.
You did a good job drawing that non-existant intruder. Maybe the non-existant intruder that killed JB, should hook up with the non-existant nanny that killed Caylee Anthony, and they could have a non-existant life, with some non-existant children.
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Oh, you're a matchmaker, you are! They would be the PERFECT couple of non-existent child killers!

Elle · Feb 13, 2009

DeeDee said: ↑

There were neighborhood people up and about late that night. It wasn't THAT late when the scream was heard. I routinely go to bed at midnight, and on a holiday like Christmas, I'd be up even later straightening up. Someone saw "strange, moving lights" in the Ramsey home (a person walking around with a flashlight, of course). Someone noticed that the sunporch light, which was ALWAYS on, was off that night. Yet John alone saw the "strange van".
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The Bonita Papers

http://www.forumsforjustice.org/forums/showthread.php?t=4502&highlight=Bonita+Papers

Melody Stanton awake abruptly from a deep sleep - the prior stillness of the Boulder night has been pierced by the harrowing scream of a child. She assumed it was somewhere between midnight and 2:00 a.m., but didn’t look at the alarm clock. The scream lasted three to five seconds and stopped as abruptly as it started. Melody momentarily wondered what to do, but thought that surely the parents would hear and come to the child’s rescue. Although still bothered by the scream and the thought that a child had been injured, Melody eventually went back to sleep.
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From Little's research - Steve Thomas - "JonBenÃ©t"

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koldkase · Feb 13, 2009

Makes you just want to scream and pull your hair out, doesn't it, Elle? :scream:

Elle · Feb 13, 2009

koldkase said: ↑

Makes you just want to scream and pull your hair out, doesn't it, Elle? :scream:
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Yes KK!:scream:

AMES · Feb 13, 2009

koldkase said: ↑

Oh, you're a matchmaker, you are! They would be the PERFECT couple of non-existent child killers!
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Thanks! I am a good matchmaker. I think that they would be very happy together.

Greenleaf · Feb 13, 2009

The 'intruder' speaks...

The "Intruder" Speaks:

I is for the Idiots who believe in me
N is for the nymphs’ in the cemetery tree
T is for “turtle-justice” that creeps along
R is for the Riddler who sings the Ram song
U is for undies that provided a clue
D is for the dunces who didn’t know what to do
E is for the elephant in the pineapple bowl
R is for Ram-Justice which could be bought and sold
Put them all together and you will find smoke and mirrors galore
The intruder is a fairy and the Smitty is a bore

gl

AMES · Feb 13, 2009

Greenleaf said: ↑

The "Intruder" Speaks:

I is for the Idiots who believe in me
N is for the nymphsâ€™ in the cemetery tree
T is for â€œturtle-justiceâ€ that creeps along
R is for the Riddler who sings the Ram song
U is for undies that provided a clue
D is for the dunces who didnâ€™t know what to do
E is for the elephant in the pineapple bowl
R is for Justice which could be bought and sold
Put them all together and you will find smoke and mirrors galore
The intruder is a fairy and the Smitty is a bore

gl
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:clap: Bravo! Bravo!

Barbara · Feb 13, 2009

Once again, EXCELLENT Greenie!

I am seriously beginning to believe you are aging backwards. My mind gets fuzzier with every passing day and yours is getting sharper and sharper :heart:

What's your secret?

Show Me · Feb 13, 2009

Greenleaf said: ↑

The "Intruder" Speaks:

I is for the Idiots who believe in me
N is for the nymphsâ€™ in the cemetery tree
T is for â€œturtle-justiceâ€ that creeps along
R is for the Riddler who sings the Ram song
U is for undies that provided a clue
D is for the dunces who didnâ€™t know what to do
E is for the elephant in the pineapple bowl
R is for Justice which could be bought and sold
Put them all together and you will find smoke and mirrors galore
The intruder is a fairy and the Smitty is a bore

gl
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hahahaaa....ode to the intruder.

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